Big faith. Cozy fit. Tiny tolerance for nonsense.

The Anointed & Annoyed Youth Hoodie brings faith-inspired humor to everyday youth streetwear. It’s for the young believer with personality, opinions, and a look that says, “I love the Lord, but please don’t test me before lunch.”

Made for layering, school days, weekends, and casual outings, this relaxed-fit hoodie has a soft cotton-feel exterior and a brushed fleece interior. It’s produced on demand, so it’s made especially for you after you order.

• 95% recycled polyester, 5% elastane
• Fabric weight: 9.08 oz./yd.² (308 g/m²)
• Soft cotton-feel fabric face
• Brushed fleece interior for added comfort
• Relaxed unisex fit with dropped shoulders
• Self-fabric hood and cuffs with a double-layer hood
• OEKO-TEX Standard 100 and Global Recycled Standard (GRS) certified fabric
• Blank product sourced from Mexico

Please note: This product is made to order, so delivery takes a little longer than ready-to-ship items. Producing on demand helps reduce overproduction.

For the next generation of anointed, opinionated, and unapologetically themselves.

Size guide

Available size: 20. Chest: 34 ¼ in. Waist: 27 ⅛ in. Hips: 35 ⅜ in.

Covered. Cozy. Not accepting foolishness today.

Some days call for prayer. Some days call for a warm beanie and a little distance from everybody’s nonsense. The Anointed & Annoyed cuffed knit beanie brings faith-based humor to your everyday streetwear without making you explain your mood.

Wear it on cold mornings, errand runs, game days, or whenever your patience is on airplane mode. Available in classic and loud colors, including neon orange and neon yellow.

• 100% acrylic knit
• Soft, stretchy, warm feel
• Double-layer knit construction
• Folded cuff for a snug fit and extra warmth
• Classic 12-inch (30.5 cm) silhouette
• Color options: black, navy, dark green, neon orange, gold, and neon yellow
• Blank product sourced from China

For the faithful with a fully functioning side-eye. This Christian beanie makes a funny faith-inspired gift for believers who love expressive streetwear, honest humor, and a little personality with their praise.

Prayed up. Hood up. People on mute.

The Anointed & Annoyed oversized fleece hoodie is for the believer who loves God and still needs everybody to stop doing the most. Faith-based streetwear with a little attitude, this relaxed pullover brings cozy comfort to your everyday uniform without pretending you’re unbothered.

Throw it on for errands, travel days, lounging, casual hangs, or those moments when your spirit is willing but your social battery has left the building.

Why you’ll reach for it

• Oversized fit with relaxed drop shoulders
• Soft fleece lining for cozy warmth
• Midweight 345 gsm (10.2 oz) fabric
• 53% polyester, 42% cotton, 5% other fibers
• Hooded neckline, long sleeves, ribbed cuffs and hem
• Slash pockets and subtle piping details
• Available in black, navy blue, medium gray, and plum purple
• Sizes S through 2XL

Care instructions

• Machine wash at 30°C on a gentle cycle
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry low
• Iron at low temperature and avoid ironing directly on the print
• Do not dry clean

Faith is intact. Patience is pending. This funny Christian hoodie is made for people who want comfortable oversized streetwear with a relatable faith-and-real-life message.

Called, covered, and still not here for it today.

Anointed and Annoyed brings that same energy to a high-rise flare. These pants fit snug through the hips, thighs, and knees, then flare below the knee. The contrasting white trim frames your curves and adds definition through the seat.

Fit and details

• High-rise waist with an elastic waistband
• Snug fit through the knee with a flared lower leg
• Contrasting white trim
• Black, in sizes S through XL

Care Instructions

- Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry low

- Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print

- Do not dry clean

Fabric

- Material: 78% polyamide, 22% elastane

- Fabric Weight: 220 gsm (6.5 oz)

- Thickness: Moderate

- Breathability: Moderate

Saved by grace. Still working on my attitude.

Trying to live right does not mean every person, situation, or traffic light will suddenly stop testing your patience. The Anointed & Annoyed V-neck tee is for the believer who loves God, wants to grow, and is honest about being a work in progress.

Some frustration is a response to real unfairness. Some moments show us where we need to pause, pray, apologize, or choose a better response. Faith does not require pretending we never get irritated. It calls us to be honest about it and keep growing.

Wear this faith-based statement tee when the anointing is real, the side-eye is strong, and you are letting God work on both your heart and your reactions.

Product details

• Women's relaxed-fit V-neck T-shirt
• Soft heather fabric: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Side-seamed construction
• Available in sizes S through 2XL
• Black tee with black lettering creates a subtle tonal look; pink or peach lettering provides more contrast
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua

Anointed. Annoyed. Still growing. A Christian graphic tee for everyday life, honest faith, and a little well-earned side-eye.

The anointing is real. So is the commute.

Being anointed does not make traffic disappear, fix the printer, or stop people from scheduling a meeting that could have been an email. The Anointed & Annoyed travel mug is for the faith-filled person who loves God and is still learning how to handle the daily things that test their patience.

Because spiritual growth is not pretending nothing bothers you. It is learning when to speak up, when to take a breath, when to pray, and when to let God work on your response. Some frustrations point to real injustice. Others remind us that our own attitude still needs attention.

Take it to the commute, the desk, or the errand run. The message is honest: your faith can be steady even when your patience needs a minute.

Choose your size

• 25 oz mug with a press-in lid
• 40 oz mug with a straw and screw-on lid
• Stainless steel construction
• Lead-free and BPA-free materials
• Hand-wash only
• Blank product sourced from China

For the faithfully frustrated. A faith-inspired travel mug for Christian humor, everyday routines, and the moments when you need a sip before you respond.

Caution: Contents may remain hot. Handle and drink carefully.