You were loyal. It hallucinated.
At first, AI felt like the one, responding instantly, never needing sleep, calling you brilliant for every prompt. But now? The red flags are undeniable: memory loss, hallucinations, gaslighting your workflow. This tee marks the moment you said: “It’s not me. It’s you, AI Chad.

The Divorcing AI shirt is your official exit interview. Whether you're detoxing from tech, mocking your burnout, or just feel like your language model owes you alimony this is your closure.

Details

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220.4 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Trendy vintage look
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

For the real ones who run on prompts.

This heavyweight oversized tee is more than just a vibe’s a statement. The AI USER design taps into the tech-core wave with a vintage-washed finish and premium cotton feel that looks good on everyone. Whether you're coding, content-creating, or just casually dominating the future, this shirt gives main-character energy without screaming for it.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220.4 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Trendy vintage look
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

She’s not just one thing. She’s everything. This tote checks all the boxes, literally.
Unapologetic. Unstoppable. Unbothered.
Then it hits you with the final line: All of the Above.
Perfect for your laptop, errands, or just letting people know you’re not the one.
This bag doesn’t whisper confidence. It screams it quietly.

🖤 Eco-conscious cotton
🖤 Thick straps, smooth flex
🖤 Printed front design
🖤 Tagline at the bottom: “This bag? She cooks.”

• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment
• Blank product sourced from India

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!